Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agoNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.external-linkmessage-square42 fedilinkarrow-up1186
arrow-up1186external-linkNow your Honor, I may be a simple country lawyer; but my client here isn't running an illegal lottery to influence an election. He's running a fraudulent illegal lottery to influence an election.Posadas [he/him, they/them] to chapotraphouse • 3 months agomessage-square42 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarefootfaults [none/use name]hexbear22·3 months ago there's a difference between "randomly" and "by chance" This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain link
minus-squarefootfaults [none/use name]hexbear5·3 months agoI am now a Greek statue reply guy. RETURN. link
minus-squareEllenKelly [comrade/them]hexbear5·3 months agoIt's like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are 🎩💫🐇 link
This lawyer should be thrown into jail for such an advanced case of lawyer brain
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I am now a Greek statue reply guy. RETURN.
It's like a magic trick your Honour, we shuffle the deck of cards, we know where the cards are
🎩💫🐇