I'm so glad my landlord, who owns three houses, just bought a $600k McMansion next to a major highway with his $50k salary and his wife's $60k salary thinking that his tenants would cover all of the mortgages. I can't wait to be made homeless during a pandemic and economic crash because he suddenly decides that rather than risk losing money he'd prefer selling this house to buy a bunker. The address of that bunker will be my most prized possession.