In the American battle of Karbala (Kansas), Don Jr, Eric Trump and other Trump family members and friends march up to a Kansas City Fuddruckers to take it back from the unjust QAnon traitors who stopped recognizing Barron's Imamate. After a long battle where Eric Trump valiantly brings soda to his brother, but he sadly dies after getting bullets to both his eyes. Don Jr is then ran over by a Chevrolet pick-up and killed, while Tiffany gets captured and dies unceremoniously in St. Louis a few years later. The shrines of Don Jr and Eric are visited yearly by millions of Americans that prove their allegience to Imam Barron by visiting the shrine of the two martyrs
In the American battle of Karbala (Kansas), Don Jr, Eric Trump and other Trump family members and friends march up to a Kansas City Fuddruckers to take it back from the unjust QAnon traitors who stopped recognizing Barron's Imamate. After a long battle where Eric Trump valiantly brings soda to his brother, but he sadly dies after getting bullets to both his eyes. Don Jr is then ran over by a Chevrolet pick-up and killed, while Tiffany gets captured and dies unceremoniously in St. Louis a few years later. The shrines of Don Jr and Eric are visited yearly by millions of Americans that prove their allegience to Imam Barron by visiting the shrine of the two martyrs
In the customary free tap water cup, I presume.