Hey, everybody point and laugh at this guy who doesn't know how to format links! :rolling on the floor laughing::face with tears of joy::rolling on the floor laughing::face with tears of joy:

fuck that toilet all my homies hate that toilet

I know it's just a toilet, but that makes me EXTREMELY angry. Maybe because my first job was at Kohl's? I'd never heard "boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shit on company time," but I lived it. Just sitting on the toilet for a few moments of peace was so essential. The weirdness of working in a service economy means that the poor serfs of Kohl's will never have to suffer such indignities because they use the same restrooms as the customers, and we wouldn't want our precious customers to be uncomfortable, would we? No, this indignity is just for white collar workers, I think. How strange.