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  • Gremblo [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    biden def made some kinda monkey's paw wish to be president. he gets to be president but its the most limpdicked, hamstrung presidency and he doesnt even remember half of it. its a twilight zone episode.

      • crime [she/her, any]
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        4 years ago

        He prob thought it would be due to cocaine and not sundowning though

      • Heatmiser23 [none/use name]
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        4 years ago

        He gets to be president but loses the house and senate. Leading to an ultimate DNC loss in 2024 because nothing was done and Kamala sucks.

          • Gremblo [none/use name]
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            4 years ago

            what about the part where his brain is leaking through his nose

              • Gremblo [none/use name]
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                4 years ago

                it only started in the last few years. listen to him talk during the 2016 election and hes way more cogent

            • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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              4 years ago

              fair. "youre finally president, but your brain is pudding" is a monkey paw. i guess i was just thinking it was a recent wish, and his brain has been pudding for years

        • notaliberal [any]
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          4 years ago

          lol lol lol... you really think that's a down side for the dems???

        • crispyhexagon [none/use name]
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          4 years ago

          oh shit is that what happened to his hands? republicans have been using his lich-corpse as a wish machine? :horror:

        • notaliberal [any]
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          4 years ago

          You're kidding yourself if you don't think this is literally the ideal scenario for the dems.

    • notaliberal [any]
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      4 years ago

      lmao... a limpdicked presidency is Biden's fucking dream, are you kidding me? bet him and the dems couldn't be happier.