• merc@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    People worry about microplastics getting everywhere, but what about dihydrogen monoxide? Nearly every autopsy shows that the victim had huge quantities of dihydrogen monoxide in their system.

    Some people claim it's safe, but if it's so safe, why is it so critical that it not be allowed near electrical appliances and electronics?

    And, nobody mentions how incredibly addictive it is. Virtually every person who starts taking dihydrogen monoxide is unable to quit and has to keep taking it for their entire lives. Anybody who goes cold turkey dies within days.

    • NotSpez@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      I heard it can be used as an ingredient of stuff handed to children on Halloween! Think of the children!!

    • DNOS@reddthat.com
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      1 year ago

      Not to mention its so addictive that brings people in a state of daze and confusion till they actually believe it's good for they're health and they go spreading words such as "u should drink at least a liter and a half a day" we are gone so far that there are also biosynthesized or chemically engineered versions for bays and little kitties this society is awfull

    • Unanimous_anonymous@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      I didn't even know they tested for DHMO. I thought it was something they noticed was so prevalent at autopsy, they just assumed it was naturally present. It's nice to see the awareness efforts have not been all for not.

  • Ban DHMO 🇦🇺@aussie.zone
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    1 year ago

    DHMO pollutes our rivers, water supplies and our bodies. Everyone who has died has had some form of contact with DHMO, either as a pollutant within their body or in the environment. Some people even drink it because "scientists" say we "need" it to survive.

      • Margot Robbie@lemm.ee
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        1 year ago

        I guess that's kind of the reason why ELI5 never took off here. People just explain things throughly in normal comments.

  • FarFarAway@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    I totally just wrote out the wording in a text and sent it to someone and they freaked out.

    What that in? It's really acidic?

    Bahahaha

    Edit: I spelled it out for them and they still called me and asked what it was.

  • catherine_fish@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    And for years it's literally falling from the sky. Why government allow it ? I've made my research and it's seems chemtrails are actually made of dihydrogen monoxide!

  • MrSilkworm@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    People: You should drink at least 2 lt of dihydrogen monoxid daily. Me: Are you stupid? Fish fuck in it!

  • XEAL@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Two radio hosts got fired years ago after rasing awareness about dihydrogen monoxide.

  • Vespair@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    This joke was barely passable when we were 12yr olds telling it on the school. How the fuck a bunch of adults just upvoted this meme I cannot begin to fathom...

    • MeetInPotatoes@lemmy.ml
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      1 year ago

      A full one third of the population of the United States cannot name even one branch of government, only 26% can name all three. The meme still works because people are still dumb and you can easily make fun of them over the stuff we knew when we were 12.

  • Egg Cat@lemmy.ml
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    1 year ago

    yeah but have you felt overwhelming pain and suffering when you throw up and its acidic and burns everything leaving you with physical and mental trauma due to the unbelievably painful moment your body produced? yeah that's worse