• emizeko [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    the barrel will never be so empty that they have to scrape Candace Owens off the bottom of it

  • Gris [she/her,they/them]
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    4 years ago

    michael flynn's a thot. he's a freaking nasty hoe. he looks good. i'd love michael flynn to bust my pussy open and tell me about the islamic designs on the world. if a guy shows up with a fucking clenched jaw and a copy of gorilla mindset he can hit my backwalls any fucking time of day dude. if a guy's like 'i got fired from two federal level intelligence position because im really stupid' im like 'take a fucking caterpillar bulldozer to my pussy like its the west bank dude'.

  • kristina [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    can we talk about how cheesy it is to have two lapels with the letters 'US' on both sides??

    and no clearly Olly North is running next

  • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    You have cursed this into existence and doomed us all. If I wasn't mad about knowing how nuclear war starts I'd be very impressed with your powers.

      • Shmyt [he/him,any]
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        4 years ago

        I assume one part or all of the future balkanized USA states will claim it is the real America, one will call itself the United States of America, one will be just the United States, one will be United America, and one will be just America. There will be several mich dumber names too but these will be the hilariously unhelpful names for history about that time.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    I can't even keep track of everyone in politics. Can someone give a 5 second rundown to me on who Michael Flynn is?

    • half_giraffe [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      He's your standard military sicko who after retiring as General immediately started a private security advisory group. He then became Trump's national security advisor but resigned after he had "inappropriate" conversations with the Russian ambassador, which just means he should have waited until after he was officially sworn in to talk to him lol. He lied to the FBI during the Mueller investigation, but won't face any time since the DOJ has his back.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Everything about this is right except Candice Owens. You need a religious freak on the ticket, like Sara Huckabee Sanders or one of those Opus Dei motherfuckers

  • OhWell [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Replace Flynn and Owens with Cotton and Crenshaw and change the EC votes, cause it's going to be a blowout.

    • Torenico [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      You think so? Cotton will probably be future of the GOP but he's tasteless as fuck, the dude got ZERO charisma. I mean he's a terrible fascist, he does have an underlying ideology which makes him extremely dangerous, but he's no Trump.

      • OhWell [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Over 74 million people just voted for a senile old rapist who has obvious dementia and lacks charisma as well. There have been less charismatic presidents in history. Cotton has a strong chance. He is definitely the future of that party.

  • Coldcrow [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Cursed post lmao. Gonna give me 2024 anxiety and it’s only 2020.

    You ain’t wrong though.