It’s been two days since President-elect Joe Biden was declared the winner of the 2020 election — and President Donald Trump has reportedly been coping by downing large amounts of fast food. The British Daily Mail tabloid reports that the atmosphere in the White House has grown incredibly toxic as the president and his inner […]
The waterier the better.
I dunno. I'd imagine a solid one would be harder to uncover and last longer.
Just picturing Trump, feet planted on the closed toilet lid squeezing out a turd the rough size and shape of a small cannonball, consistency and colour of foul smelling gray playdough streaked with blood into the cistern. Then waiting for his vision to return, popping a beta blocker and moving on to the next one.
Just going on and on till January.