Father: Remember son, women are VIXENS!
They’re orchestrating the fall of man with the entrancing power of their satanic bosoms!
Kid: wrow
10 years later… (panel 2)
Goth woman with guitar: Needless to say it was the most metal thing I’d ever heard in my life
(artist) happyroadkill
I'm not so sure about "born with" in the case of bosoms
Mom says I was a difficult birth compared to my brothers due to the satanic bosoms.