• RNAi [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    ahahahah fucking Santo Domingo delegation just sip mojitos and jerk off in the beach all the fucking day

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Yeah, probably they hire someone to do it for them, because of anti terrorism reasons.

          • RNAi [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Oh, right.

            Yet it wouldn't surprise me if they were public masturbators.

            • gayhobbes [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              Haha my dude I think there's a bit of a language thing here. You do things on the beach. If you're in the beach, that would imply you're fucking the sand.

              • RNAi [he/him]
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                4 years ago

                Oooh, that's it, now I get it. Thanks. I gotta remember the "sex on the beach" drink.

                • gayhobbes [he/him]
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                  4 years ago

                  Yes, as opposed to a sex IN the beach, which is a much stronger drink that makes you want to fuck a dune

                  • RNAi [he/him]
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                    4 years ago

                    And you can only be AT the beach if you work as baywatcher?

      • duck [he/him,they/them]
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        4 years ago

        The things people do when horny dude, the Santo Domingo delegation is gonna have to pick some grains out in the morning

    • VolcelPolice [any]
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      4 years ago

      Think it's time we send a delegation to Santo Domingo if that's the case