T_Doug [he/him] to main • 4 years agoTIL: In his final years, Reagan spent hours every day raking his swimming pool, unaware that Secret Service agents were constantly replenishing it with leaves.message-squaremessage-square12 fedilinkarrow-up186file-text
arrow-up186message-squareTIL: In his final years, Reagan spent hours every day raking his swimming pool, unaware that Secret Service agents were constantly replenishing it with leaves.T_Doug [he/him] to main • 4 years agomessage-square12 Commentsfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareanthropicprincipal [any]hexbear18·4 years agoThey should have pureed Reagan's brain and made a special Jelly Belly flavor with it. link
minus-squarea_maoist_quetzal [he/him]hexbear9·4 years agoThat episode of Rick and Morty but they secretly plugged the dying Reagan onto some kind of robocop life support and distilled his sporadic halting brainwaves, the blissful ignorance of being a drooling golfing old war criminal, into a wafer cookie. link
minus-squareSaberTail [any]hexbear1·4 years agothe worry I'd have is that Alzheimers involves misfolded protein, so maybe I'd catch it from eating the jelly beans, like some prion disease link
They should have pureed Reagan's brain and made a special Jelly Belly flavor with it.
That episode of Rick and Morty but they secretly plugged the dying Reagan onto some kind of robocop life support and distilled his sporadic halting brainwaves, the blissful ignorance of being a drooling golfing old war criminal, into a wafer cookie.
the worry I'd have is that Alzheimers involves misfolded protein, so maybe I'd catch it from eating the jelly beans, like some prion disease