I am shopping for adult novelties and I only feel slightly weird about it.
My buddy got all the gear to make custom ones but the materials are expensive and can be difficult to use properly.
A large disreputable lump of silicone. I have had this intrusive thought.
You know how if you wanna be good at boxing you hit a bag right? What if I am doing myself a disservice. Well, me and anyone I am romantic with. By not getting some rubber cheeks to clap. I can't tell how much of this is actually self care and how much of it is just displacing internalized negative emotions.
My buddy was trying to makw extra large silicone dildos and i was thinking to just have him make me somwtbing but the really good dense body safe stuff is expensive and isn't fully tooled up yet.
yeah, that's what I am thinking about. Alternatively I could get a regular sized fake booty and Velcro it to an actual gym weight so I can develop my speed and power. I think that is probably the preferable solution as it's hard to get a large unit with nice easy to clean body safe materials.
Damn that sounds rad and kinda hot 😳, good luck getting that setup together!
Oh yeah bby please slap my big booty butt :party-sicko:
