Spoiler alert: It's always a fucking r/stupididpol poster.

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Having pronouns is irrelevant cultural bolshevism, also I desperately project my masculinity through every single product I consume. I refuse to drink she-coffee in case it changes my pronouns. My he-truck allows me to be the biggest he on the road. All of the other hes must know I'm the one who claims that pronoun the most. Can you even imagine eating she-food like vegetables? He-food like meat and he-alcohol like whiskey is all I need to constantly remind you of my pronouns. Please use big mr. he/sir with a penis that is phallic or I will cry about your microaggression in my he-truck wearing my he-clothes that visually project my pronouns as if I am a peacock.