Imagine Ben Shapiro milking a cow. Climbing a ladder onto a bar stool, refusing to touch the cow's u-word because the only woman he makes lactate is his dr. wife, accusing the cow of logical fallacies when he can't milk it successfully, almost immediately giving up and melodramatically screeching "f-word you liberal cow. You're stupid and poor and live in a barn" before charging into the pail like a linebacker to knock it over.