President Xi has done it again

He has made peace with the North Pole and has achieved the Christmas Truce, now all nations may enjoy the holidays (except for :ukkk: ) and he wishes you a Happy Holiday and a Festive New Year :xi-clap:

And may the Great Terf Purge Continue

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  • Rem [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    My mom keeps handing me wine to try and I'm getting way more blasted than I probably should be with my parents lol

    • Rem [she/her]
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      edit-2
      4 years ago

      She just said "here have a white, white wines matter" bitch your drunk too knock this shit off you're bein weird

        • KamalaHarrisPOTUS [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          just meming to avoid doxxing myself but i am the weird political uncle now and thats the real uncle magic all along

          • Rem [she/her]
            ·
            4 years ago

            You are legally required to tell me if you are Felix

            • KamalaHarrisPOTUS [he/him]
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              edit-2
              4 years ago

              im just his simp i swear look at my post history its 90% pushing my youtube channel

              • Rem [she/her]
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                4 years ago

                im just his simp

                saaaaaaame bitch

                Hope your youtube does good

                • KamalaHarrisPOTUS [he/him]
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                  4 years ago

                  today i realized id reacted / responded to like 5 of his stories pn insta and i felt weird about but idc, people are into weirder stuff and he posts cute animals all the time and i cant resist reacting to those

                  hope your projects go well too comrade

                  • Rem [she/her]
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                    4 years ago

                    I think it's fine, like he's funny and kinda cute, it's whayevs, thanks for the well wishes and merry Christmas 😊😊😊

      • Rem [she/her]
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        edit-2
        4 years ago

        True ture thank you femboy, sorry about your harem, wishing you a merry Christmas

        • femboy [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          you've got us mixed up, i'm the one with the harem :soviet-bashful:

          • Rem [she/her]
            ·
            4 years ago

            Wait so there's TWO femboys running around?? That's delightful, we've got to increase those numbers.

    • vertexarray [any]
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      4 years ago

      I think my parents know I'm a lightweight because they watched me walk face-first into a glass door after 1 vodka martini

    • Wmill [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      My parent always be like did wmill drink all the alcohol again? While I'm :maduro-coffee:

      Thought for sure we had that one emoji of that little kid drinking from a cup and looking befuddled so this will do.

      • Rem [she/her]
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        4 years ago

        Drubkenese is like anti tactics tho how do 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔