"Biden Administration looks for 'fresh start' after lackluster 100 days"

"Biden condemns violence of riots 'on both sides' after lastest fatal shootings"

"Hottest August on record"

"Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000"

"Stock market reaches record levels"

"Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California"

"Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot"

Shit isn't hard. Hire me The Onion.

  • Not_irony [he/him]
    hexagon
    ·
    4 years ago

    “USA struggles to vaccinate population”

    "How the anti-vaccination movement went mainstream" as the manufacturing consent angle. It won't be Bidens/America's fault they fucked it up

    • comi [he/him]
      ·
      4 years ago

      Is Russia behind anti-vaccine movement? - our panel of experts tonight

      You just wait.

      • Not_irony [he/him]
        hexagon
        ·
        4 years ago

        excited to see which official bad guy gets top billing

    • PlantsRcoolToo [any]
      ·
      4 years ago

      This 100%. Going forward any problems with the vaccine roleout will be framed as antivacc people causing it, no matter how bad biden fucks it up