"Biden Administration looks for 'fresh start' after lackluster 100 days"
"Biden condemns violence of riots 'on both sides' after lastest fatal shootings"
"Hottest August on record"
"Nation mourns as covid-19 deaths hit 500,000"
"Stock market reaches record levels"
"Inspiring homeless nurse still manages to treat COVID19 patient, as new record of daily cases hits California"
"Former Presidents meet at Mar-a-Lago for photo shoot"
Shit isn't hard. Hire me The Onion.
Oof the joint venture with Uber headline hits hard. Fuck that’s the worst one in this thread so far
https://twitter.com/adamconover/status/1346209249312055297?s=20
God damn it. Three days..... just three days for this shit to happen
you get an extra 20 seconds with the community toothbrush for your timely predictions