shit am i using too many abbreviations does this look like a teenager texting but also am i writing too seriously/clinically for a lighthearted shitposting site am i using too many big fancy words even though that’s literally just how i talk and think in real life oh god now i sound like a smartass redditor but then if i start purposely using simpler language will i look condescending and will i be able to get my points across as effectively and whats the right amount of ironic distance to put in this comment so it fits my persona but also isnt so completely out there that no one takes me seriously god please just take me seriously im so alone its 12 am i want yogurt