I have a serious moral dilemma on my hands.

Say that you’re starving and so you’re foraging around in a dumpster for food and you find a dolphin. It’s just sitting around in the hot sun, waiting to be tossed away like all the other trash and despite your commitment to animal rights, you’re hot and starving and delirious and the temptation is too great. Is it vegan to fuck the dumpster dolphin? It’s just that if you don’t make use of it, then it’s just gonna go to waste anyway, right?

I think that if you were somehow able to articulate the extenuating circumstances to the dolphin, it would probably understand.

  • Boogyback [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    Lmao did you vote manipulate my post about the ethicality of fucking dolphins (I'm aware it's a somewhat controversial topic within our community) to get it to 14 likes in under a minute or is that just a glitch in the system?

    • Gorn [they/them,he/him]
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      Lmaooo, it was already at like 9 when I found it and posted it in the discord main 👀

      You just made a great post, comrade haha it's all you! :chavez-salute: