Every day I am awaked by my Razer DeathViper keyboard, mouse and monitor blaring in every color of God's creation
Every day I know that I have spent more money than all the Poor's who only buy consoles after they go on sale
Every day I am reminded that I am a Golden God at the peak of the mountain and the unwashed masses below cry for a chance to experience my grandeur and I look down and whisper "(the N-Word with a Hard-R)"
I hear you (nongendered sibling. lol, fa-wait, shit). I can't get off without a 4pool and a comment about what im doing to someone's mom. my 3090 greets me each morning with a loud "you paid too much for this, and you're using it to play a 22 year old game that would run 120fps on your phone", and I get a little wet. it is a kind of morning bliss.
I often find that I can only achieve climax by yelling a slur after pulling off a successful 360° No-Scope
these are the cultural traditions of our people, and you should not be ashamed.
Who said I was ashamed?
Every day I am awaked by my Razer DeathViper keyboard, mouse and monitor blaring in every color of God's creation
Every day I know that I have spent more money than all the Poor's who only buy consoles after they go on sale
Every day I am reminded that I am a Golden God at the peak of the mountain and the unwashed masses below cry for a chance to experience my grandeur and I look down and whisper "(the N-Word with a Hard-R)"
I hear you (nongendered sibling. lol, fa-wait, shit). I can't get off without a 4pool and a comment about what im doing to someone's mom. my 3090 greets me each morning with a loud "you paid too much for this, and you're using it to play a 22 year old game that would run 120fps on your phone", and I get a little wet. it is a kind of morning bliss.