Going to lie down because it's hot as balls in my apartment and also because I'm just exhausted from not sleeping great. Thus why this is being posted randomly in the middle of the day. I was going to post this tonight but god knows if I'll even be awake.
I've always had really awful birthdays. Either it was outright ignored or I was punished for even having one. My parents were... unpleasant. Star Trek became my escape. Could see amazing people make amazing choices and be the best they wanted to be instead of lying and saying they were good people. Actions speak louder than words, after all, and the actions of the crew of the Enterprise-D (specifically) were what helped me sort of override a lot of the disgusting hateful stuff I was taught as a child. Also made me feel like a person instead of a burden.
I've not really been able to delve in deep to a lot of Trek communities sometimes because, well, it's the internet. People can get a bit toxic behind a computer screen. This place has been anything but. Pure kindness and love from everyone here. Top to the bottom. Honestly it seems pretty worth it to me to forego birthday gifts throughout my life to be able to find y'all.
You are all awesome. I don't want birthday wishes and stuff, I get enough of those from Starbucks and other companies trying to get me to buy their shit that I cannot afford, but I want y'all to appreciate yourself for a couple minutes. You're a great person, you've helped make an amazing community, and I am eternally grateful.
You are AWESOME. Love y'all.
Live so very motherfucking long and prosper more than you could ever dream.
I got you some cake. It’s cellular peptide with mint frosting. Your favorite.
Show...since I already have the cutout, why not:
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There are not enough words in the English language, nor time in the universe, for me to be able to describe my complete and abject horror at that image.
I love it.
I had managed to successfully forget about that fucking horror show... why do you do this to me?!
This community is, by far, my favorite part of the internet. It make me smile every single day.
Despite being told not to: Happy Birthday!
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I should have expected the references to that Worf episode but I genuinely did not see it coming. They've all taken me off guard completely. Just be glad my bat'leth got put in the shop to be bejeweled...
Seriously though, thank you <3
We need before and after pictures of your bat'leth!
October b'days are the best. Mine's in a couple days
I now really want a bejeweled bat'leth.... or ideally a cur'leth... Dammit now I'm sad
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It's perfect! Make the stabbing even more painful.
There is no fucking way you cut out the face of Stamets that fast. How long have you had that?!
Also hella accurate. And I love it. Best gift ever.
Lol, I only made the mistake of cutting out images manually once, and it took forever. Then someone here in Risa pointed me toward remove.bg, which works so much better.
Thank you so much. I am going to really enjoy this new fun tool. Soooooo many penis stamps. My friends already hate me but with this they will actively plan my death.
Thanks!
Happy Birthday! Thanks for the great memes, even if you just found them. Funniest dude on this site.
Hey I wouldn't go that far. I will take a funny dude, maybe even very funny, but there are tons of people here and no first place trophies. My boomer relatives would hate this but everyone gets a trophy in this bitch!
I've never even watched an episode of star trek before, but the memes here are still funnier than 99% of the stuff on Lemmy, and I'm glad you had a great birthday 🎂🥳
Well there's never been a better time to start watching Star Trek! Join us!
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And thank you very much <3
You are my favorite Trek comrade, all the love and happy birthday
I'm torn between respecting your wishes and piling on!
Stamets you're awesome, this community is the most fun I've had on the internet in years, so thank you (and everyone)!
I'm a bit late to the party, but rest assured, it always brightens my day seeing your memes and even more your comments. You are a lovely person and if you weren't living on another continent / I wasn't terrified of flying, I'd hunt you down right now to have a birthday pint with you and listen to your most fun stories about life, the universe, star trek, and everything.
Emergency hug incoming
I try my best. But all of those compliments fly right back at you. If I see your username pop up I know I'm in for a good time.
<3 I hope you're having a great day too.
Well, 2.5 weeks off work today. Finally some me and gf time. Also visiting loads of friends during my holidays, so yeah. Let the good times roll!
Also, thanks to you, I'm still on a Star Trek binge of all episodes including Troy's mom. Gosh, it makes me happy. Same with you, apparently. The older you get, the more you love those episodes. :)
hugs
Well, whenever you eventually get sick of Star Trek, might I suggest another show? One with feels and facts? Love and pain? Laughing and crying? Pure, utter, unfettered stupidity in the most glorious of ways?
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Whether you've seen it before or not, it deserves to be seen again. Don't ya think?
Never heard of that one before. That's actually the name of the show?
Let me introduce you to Mystery Science Theater and Red Dwarf though, in case you don't already love them from the bottom of your soul ^^
I have indeed heard of MYST and Red Dwarf, and seen my fair amount. I do indeed love but i'm still shocked that you haven't heard of my show! It's.... wow.
Oh. My. God. I now get to share with you one of the most beautiful pieces of media ever created. It's very short, only 4 seasons with 13ish episodes a piece, but it perfectly tells the story it's trying to. It is utterly and absolutely amazing. It is called The Good Place. Please, please, please, please trust me. Do not look into the show beyond what's shown in the trailer I'm going to send. The show has a lot going on and you could deprive yourself of a few surprises and totally enjoy it, but it's always better to have those "Oh my god" moments. The biggest stars on the show are probably Kirsten Bell and Ted Danson putting on their absolute best comedy masterclass.
Here is the trailer for Season 1. I just rewatched it to make sure it sums up the show well. It leaves out one major thing however. This show genuinely rivals TNG for one of the most philosophical shows I've ever seen. It's incredible. They teach actual philosophy throughout the show in order to help the main character. It is truly incredible.
Not gonna watch the trailer, I trust you blindly. On my to do list for tomorrow. Thank you! <3
Oh wow. I've never had anyone do that before... Well I wish you all the best. The first two episodes really set the stage for the show. By episode 3 and 4 the vibes are completely established and if you don't like it by then, then it's probably not gonna be the show for you. Please do get back to me as you watch the show though, whether you stop at the start or continue on. My experience watching it for the first time was amazing and I'm wondering what yours would be like.
I truly hope you enjoy it. It's a wonderful, WONDERFUL treat of a show. Fuck i've gotta start the show again now. DAMMIT. Voyager is going on pause I guess.
Of course I'm gonna provide feedback via PN. Thanks a mil for the recommendation. I appreciate it a lot. But right now it's way past my bedtime (1:10 am). I need a proper nap and after some healthy breakfast I'm gonna tune in. <3 Love, Jess
Oh I've got a lot more memes to post yet. Y'all gonna get sick of me.
We're all glad you're still here with us for another revolution around the ol' sun.
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