That's why I'm taking measured to guarantee that any slave can purchase their freedom for an affordable price.
What's that? You can't get to work from your house? Don't worry, you have access to the Maserati store! We don't need buses or trains for people, because everyone has access to a Maserati! I swear to you, as president, no person will ever be prevented from accessing a Maserati. If you are standing outside of a Maserati dealership, you must be let in. That's how we're going to solve the transportation problem in this country, not by providing transportation solutions to people, but by giving everyone complete and total access to a Maserati, should they choose to buy one. It doesn't matter that there are only 200 Maseratis and 300 million Americans; the point is that everyone has access to a Maserati should they choose to purchase one. How are people going to afford a Maserati? I don't know, but they'll sure as shit have access to one!
1850s Biden supporting the killing of John Brown for being a dangerous insurrectionist who didn't protest the right way.
