i'm sorry dave, i can't do that

    • Infamousblt [any]
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      4 years ago

      Imagine finding a living fetus on Mars though. That would be fucking wild. Just fetuses roaming around. An entire fetal society. On Mars.

      Dude has a point. If we find a living fetal society on Mars I'll certainly rethink my stance on quite a lot of things.

  • KobaCumTribute [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    If scientists found bacteria on mars, they'd say they found life on mars, and yet they develop antibiotics and keep telling me to wash my hands when I walk around with my hands covered in shit from scratching my ass, which I don't wipe because wiping is gay, checkmate, liberals!

  • SerLava [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    If you found a fucking severed ear on Mars we would claim life is on Mars, that doesn't make it a person lmao

  • VolcelPolice [any]
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    4 years ago

    The bacteria in my fecal matter is alive, and yet these Cultural Marxists want me to flush my toilet? Not a chance.

  • OllieMendes [he/him,any]
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    4 years ago

    This made me smile in the way you'd smile at a child trying to tell I joke they didn't get and misheard to begin with.

  • Civility [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    If a bacteria was found to have originated on Mars most of humanity would freak the fuck out.

    Noones saying literally everyone alive should be charged for thousands of murders a second.

  • star_wraith [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    I mean, this argument is so lame I can't even be mad, I'm just laughing.

  • Poop [none/use name]
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    4 years ago

    This guy pretended to be a gay black man and he just posted through it. Mad respect honestly

  • Pezevenk [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Yeah well if they found a sausage on Mars they'd say the same thing but this dude wouldn't hesitate to eat it.

  • Phish [he/him, any]
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    4 years ago

    Something tells me if we found a fucking fetus on Mars the main discourse wouldn't center around women's reproductive rights but I guess I can't count it out.

  • radicalhomo [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Bacteria cells are also life but funny how washing my hands isn't mass genocide