okay, but think about it, all you do all day is sleep, hug, have humans treat you like a teddy bear, and the best part is that you have opposable thumbs so you can jerk your panda cock and its not like humans can say shit about it
you're a fucking red panda, what are they gonna do? teach you not to jerk off? bitch, ill just climb in a tree and cum on you
im a red panda, try and do shit ill knaw your ankles off motherfucker
and dont say you guys wanna be some dumbshit like a cat or a monkey, cuz its either you cant wack off or you get your tail cut off by a zimbabwean poacher.
dog? youd lick everything, imagine what dogs taste in a day? the disgusting stuff they consume?
regular panda? you'll starve to death before you get to roll around like a donkey kong boss.
im telling you, red panda is the choice and its my fucking fursona
im coming back two hour later to say that if anything tiny supple panda hands are 1000% better than chunky rough human hands. if i was a red panda id cum like 9 times a day, regardless of whether it'd make me feel bad
idek wtf you're thinking, who cares if you're a tiny fleshlight critter thats "supposed" to be innocent and lovable, cuteness still relates to promiscuity
if im not on a list already im surprised.
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im not attracted to animals, but if i was a red panda id be autosexual
edit: but tbh red pandas have fuck me eyes so if it did im not gonna deny it