so my eldest brother, who is a moron, has been playing soldier with his moron friends in the deserts of texas for the last year preparing for the collapse of civilization if biden won (lol). they were burying food and ammo stashes out in the desert, running drills, crazy stuff— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) February 16, 2021
I'm more shocked that a prepper who presumably has stepped foot in a military surplus store at least once doesn't have one, lol. Most of those stores just give 'em away.
I mean I can kinda see it. When I was looking into making a bug-out bag/shelter in place bag for Canada, a solid 95% of advice I could find was over the top Jason Bourne fanfic wankery about "which guns to choose for SHTF", how much ammo to stock, burying caches outside of town to go to, laughable "Grey man" shit, etc. It's LARPing but for chuds. Most of them just wanna be part of The Club and fantasize about shooting people they don't like.
I sincerely haven't laughed this hard in a good long while, holy shit.
How does a prepper not have a hand-cranked can-opener? Or a P-38? Or a fucking Leatherman/Victorinox with one?
Or a hand cranked/solar panel phone charger
Fuck just realized I have one of those two.
Its nice to know I'm not the only one who knows what a P-38 is.
I'm more shocked that a prepper who presumably has stepped foot in a military surplus store at least once doesn't have one, lol. Most of those stores just give 'em away.
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P-38 J Lightning and there was some other variant called the Black Widow, for what its worth.
Still have my eating kit from cadets and it's useful at least once a month, though there's no p38.
But how the hell do I, le epic armchair communist wine spinster have a full 72hr wilderness survival kit and this chud not?
I mean I can kinda see it. When I was looking into making a bug-out bag/shelter in place bag for Canada, a solid 95% of advice I could find was over the top Jason Bourne fanfic wankery about "which guns to choose for SHTF", how much ammo to stock, burying caches outside of town to go to, laughable "Grey man" shit, etc. It's LARPing but for chuds. Most of them just wanna be part of The Club and fantasize about shooting people they don't like.