I know its been said many times already, but I just wanna thank the mods for making it.
After CTH got banned I got really depressed (unexpectedly for me). I had to subscribe to r/DankLeft (lame) and r/okbuddycapitalist (not big enough), even started listening to the podcast.
Now I'm so happy this exists, guys, gals and enbies
It'd be really funny if it were actually Guaido. Like imagine if he were just that torn up about his failure and everyone laughing at him, that he turned to chapo as a source of comfort
My favorite thing about Guaido is Trump comparing him to Beto and also the time Guaido said he was more left wing than AOC which might even be true.
Señor Beto es muy guapo. That compliment from Mr. Trump was the bright spot of an otherwise very upsetting week.
My close friend and advisor Stalin Gonzales has once again failed to achieve any concessions, despite the very fair ask for us to control the board of directors for Petróleos de Venezuela, S.A. (PDVSA).
That was yet another moment showing me my own failures and inadequacies. Being compared to such a bright star of your political system helped me through that dark time.
¿Por que tu esposa no tiene un anillo? Pendejo
Mi esposa no tiene anillo porque todo nuestro dinero ha sido congelado y estoy arrestado en mi casa.
I know you view it as humor, but I am under house arrest and have very many hours of free time. Mi esposa Fabiana believes me to be on important meetings at many hours. I cannot face her with the truth.
Some may not respect me now, but I am a determined man and will someday earn the adoration she has for me. This community has always shown me the kindness I cannot have elsewhere.
Mr. Guaido we all have faith in you and are pleased to hear you enjoy our community. One day you will hopefully return to your country.