• LeninsRage [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    You don't run I into the people you've fucked at protests because the Volcel Police are doing their jobs

    :volcel-judge: :volcel-police: :volcel-judge: :fidel-salute: :maduro-salute:

    • VolcelPolice [any]
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      4 years ago

      Congratulations comrade, and thank you for spreading the word to the perverts on this site :volcel-judge:

    • kimilsungist [they/them]
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      4 years ago

      then you are an actual respectable person who will be granted access to the kingdom of god

  • NonWonderDog [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Honestly I feel like this one is way closer to the intended level of intentional cringe than the rest of these I've seen.

  • shitstorm [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    What is this balloon trend with white guys saying weird stuff about potential partners.

    • Galli [comrade/them]
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      4 years ago

      so this is "quote tweet" thing that mastodon deliberately disabled so you can't go viral off being annoying.

  • CrispyFern [fae/faer, any]
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    4 years ago

    So this guy has to blow up each individual balloon and arrange them all on the wall, and he apparently has done this multiple times now? I feel like this is why I'll never bee a top tier poster. I just can't commit to a bit in this way.

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    One time I ran into a chick I hooked up with once but then ghosted at a protest and it was awkward as fuck. I would suggest the exact opposite of these balloons. The realm of the political should be solely the domain of the volcel. Horniness is to be relegated to less productive matters.

  • ColonelKernel [comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Guy figures out a way to "hack" social media and go viral, uses platform to make innocuous, milquetoast statements, NEETs enraged because their souls have the same volume of helium as a balloon period "." News at 11.