King Minos, reputed to have had snakes and scorpions in his cum apparently he just straight up ejaculated snakes and scorpions, killed one of his mistresses via creampie. Henceforth, he used a goat's bladder as an intermediary (either inserted into the woman or worn as a condom, unclear) to filter out the snakes and scorpions. With this method, his wife bore 8 children.
semi-permeable membrane, holes too small for snakes and scorpions to go through, large enough for sperm to go through
also can you imagine pushing snakes and scorpions out of your urethra, just sitting there for several agonizing minutes while your pee hole gets reverse-sounded by venomous critters while you're trying to have an orgasm
You, a bourgeois class enemy: fucking a fleshlight, a piece of pricey masturbation equipment.
Me, a proletarian hero: fucking a dish of Shepherd's Pie, an essential commodity.
Use your hand, you damn Anarchist!
Yeah, I'm a centrist
Didn’t people use liver or something back in the day?
King Minos,
reputed to have had snakes and scorpions in his cumapparently he just straight up ejaculated snakes and scorpions, killed one of his mistresses via creampie. Henceforth, he used a goat's bladder as an intermediary (either inserted into the woman or worn as a condom, unclear) to filter out the snakes and scorpions. With this method, his wife bore 8 children.deleted by creator
semi-permeable membrane, holes too small for snakes and scorpions to go through, large enough for sperm to go through
also can you imagine pushing snakes and scorpions out of your urethra, just sitting there for several agonizing minutes while your pee hole gets reverse-sounded by venomous critters while you're trying to have an orgasm
Well now I'll never be able to not imagine that ever again so thanks.
That's news to me lol
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🤣🤣 only time I wished this site had awards. the shepherds pie truly is the most sensual of foods.