• Neckbeard_Prime [they/them,he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Was one of the plans to replace one of his cigars with a stick of dynamite so that it would blow up in his face, leaving it covered in soot, thus causing him to be #canceled for doing blackface?

    • Orannis62 [ze/hir]
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      4 years ago

      Literally yes. I'm not even joking.

      I mean, not the blackface part. But they literally did try to kill him with an exploding cigar

    • cumwaffle [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      if i remember right one of the plans was to dose with him LSD before an interview, so this isn't that implausible lol

      • Kerenskyeet [any]
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        4 years ago

        “I got dosed with acid once, back in ‘61. Fucking CIA agent slipped it in my drink. Che started singing, I look over, your uncle Raul’s got laser beams shooting out his eyeballs!”