I just found out that I did not get a job that I had hoped for. What ways do you build yourself back up or at least self-soothe?

My wife is very upset with me right now because I told our family I already had the job before it was announced very publicly that someone else will be doing it instead.

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    Climbing random fences is always a good trick. Also random photo ops to make yourself feel and look better than you are can work. If all else fails try contacting the CIA or a PMC to try and bail you out from your family and coup a random country.

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      these are good suggestions and I have actually tried them in the past. they worked well at the time, but the CIA and PMC no longer return my many phone calls, letters, or emails.

      • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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        4 years ago

        I'm sure there's some "political consultancy firm" or new PMC that needs an interim or vice president for their new coup plan. Belarus and Lebanon look like the territories they are interested at the moment, maybe apply for a job there, you'll definitely earn a lot of money.

        • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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          4 years ago

          I will try to find one of these. The last PMC that I worked with was not successful at their jobs.

          • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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            4 years ago

            Yeah I saw that on the news, maybe they'll do a better job in Belarus or Lebanon and you'll get your dream job as interim president in no time!

            • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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              4 years ago

              I really only want to be president interim. Once given a presidency, I will help restore democracy within a reasonable amount of time. Some very kind senators told me that it would be 1-2 decades of work, but I am willing to do that for my people.

              • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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                4 years ago

                Ah, a faithful public servant that takes advice, that's very rare these days. Wish you the best of luck in becoming an interim president somewhere

                • JuanGuaido [he/him]
                  hexagon
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                  4 years ago

                  Thank you. It has been my dream since I was a small niño.

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      do you think my problem is that I am too ambitious then? I know I can help, I have helped many times before and I already have experience in government.

        • JuanGuaido [he/him]
          hexagon
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          4 years ago

          someone else suggested belarus or lebannon, do you know very much about these countries? I am under house arrest right now after misunderstandings involving fishermen, but I am optimistic I will soon be given clemency. Perhaps I could go to one of these countries.

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      This is not an ironic question, I really do want to hear how others recover. Many of the suggestions in this post have been very custom for me, si claro.

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
      hexagon
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      4 years ago

      What did you trip on? Are you okay or were you bruised?

  • JoeBiden [she/her]
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    4 years ago

    Just say you got the job anyway I don't see the problem

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      There are many accounts on this website named after Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. I am confused by this, are any actually Joseph Robinette Biden Jr or are they all false?

  • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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    4 years ago

    I'm sure you could find some security force located in the US to try and oust the person who did get the job and you will be able to then replace him.

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I will try to find one of these. The last security force that I worked with was not successful at their jobs.

  • PlasticRadioMan [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    Have you tried hiring some guys to protect you as force way back into your workplace?

    • JuanGuaido [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      I tried this previously, but the last security force that I worked with was not successful at their jobs. Boats are very difficult to operate.