You don't believe that whole "company housing", "Pinkertons assassinating union leaders", and "working Chinese immigrants to death" stuff do you? Why, if that was true, who would even work for us?

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      i can’t issue an official denial for legal purposes

      Heh, as if any court ever would made anything against them.

    • SerLava [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Just a heads up, courts of law usually don't throw their hands up and say "damn, you owned us" because the defendant "didn't technically say the thing" or "was only asking questions"

      • RedCoat [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        but what if they only asked those questions........ in minecraft. GOTTEM BOYS :jeb:

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    what if the Amazon workers revolted and put a bound Juff Beezos in a big steel tank and they all peed into it until he drowned

  • hopelesscomrade [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    It's a great sign for you company when you have to put ads on youtube that's like "it's a complete myth that you can't go to the bathroom. You can go to the bathroom whenever you want."

  • FalunDong [she/her,any]
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    3 years ago

    Holy shit the tweet being responded to that prompted the response from Amazon is possibly worse. In reference to Bernie traveling to go support union organizers: “I often say we are the Bernie Sanders of employers, but that’s not quite right because we actually deliver a progressive workplace,”

    “So if you want to hear about $15 an hour and health care, Senator Sanders will be speaking downtown,” Clark added in a reply, before another swipe at the senator. “But if you would like to make at least $15 an hour and have good health care, Amazon is hiring.”

  • purr [undecided]
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    3 years ago

    its annoying me that this tweet has a snarky tone

  • SoyViking [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Employers have always been nice to their employees and wage labour have always been pleasurable to employees. If it was not, employees would simply choose not to work.

  • ennuid [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I think that as punishment you should have to keep your notifications on when you get ratio'd. I know it's just a social media manager but idc

  • ass [he/him,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    if that were true, no one would work for us

    yeah, they'd have to be under some kind of duress, right?

    • Sacred_Excrement [comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      "Economic pressure sometimes forces people to work at whatever jobs that can get, regardless of quality, and they have to just deal with it in order to avoid starvation or becoming destitute? What do you mean, WE don't force people to work here!"

  • acealeam [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    you dont think they would just sell their houses and move?