God, one of my coworkers is like that, she has alerts setup whenever someone so much as walks on their lawn. I've had to talk her down a couple times becuase some delivery guy walked across their lawn to get to their neighbors house, which she thinks is someone casing their house to either rob/burn down/murder them.
She's genuinely a nice person and pretty lib (which is good for our reactionary small town) but holy shit what suburban mindset does to a mf.
i just dogsat for some suburbanites. these people had 7 goddamn video cameras on their house. didn't even have all that nice shit to rob, ridiculous.
going around the suburbs and stealing only the security cameras would be a good bit
I'm willing to bet the most valuable things in their house were, ironically, the cameras themselves?
i bet they paid the most for their STAINED GLASS portraits of their dogs, but that shit would have zero resale lmao
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I love my cats, but paying ridiculous amount of money for stained glass portraits of them...
God, one of my coworkers is like that, she has alerts setup whenever someone so much as walks on their lawn. I've had to talk her down a couple times becuase some delivery guy walked across their lawn to get to their neighbors house, which she thinks is someone casing their house to either rob/burn down/murder them.
She's genuinely a nice person and pretty lib (which is good for our reactionary small town) but holy shit what suburban mindset does to a mf.
my parents have cameras inside the house and two fuckin rings
i love them but the suburban paranoia has definitely gotten to them