first as tragedy, then as farce, then as peepeepoopoo
I'll put my guess on the man himself: :whywhywhywhywhy:
whatever it is the timing says it'll happen around the 4th of july
Perfect, a nice loud explosion that he forgets is for celebration could do the trick :thinkin-lenin:
The Snopes page about it
Claim: President Joe Biden shit his pants while delivering a speech in celebration of July 4th.
Rating: Mostly false 🔻
Joe Biden shit his diapers offstage after delivering a speech in celebration of July 4th.
Everybody's saying that the Scatman stutters
but doesn't ever stutter when he sings
But what you don't know, I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing to you
Joe's the Scatman
Biden has a oopsie-whoopsie lil gaff and strokes out mid-press conference. The SS attempts to drag him off-stage, in contradiction to emergency medical protocols, and leaves a fine smear behind him.
They all do, just drop it out the robe and keep walking, they got people to sweep it up
Someone did that at work once. Just left a trail of little turds all the way to the restroom.
Biden’s def. not getting back his security deposit on the White House.
I have nothing to base this on, but if I had to guess...Taft
