oils black black is beautiful

oh for sure yeah it was the guy with armor you're right

one of my favorite video game moments of all time was hunting in Wrong, i think it was Wrong at least, and I got to 99.9 fencing. an ogre mage spawned and we jumped on it, and i think within like 2 hits i ticked to 100.0. no one could believe it. I think the chances of that happening so quickly is nearly 1 in 1 million or something.

this is giving me mad memories of my 4x fencer/poisoner holy buckets UO was the best mmo ever

i saw a twitter thread on this and IT'S EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED. he used whatever social media pull he still had to create a startup for coffee sales or some shit.

i used to work finishing hardwood flooring. i had a couple of warts on my right hand for YEARS. after a few weeks of getting polyurethane on them they died off and never came back.

the bit in the redlettermedia episode where mike is counting the amount of producers in an episode of Discovery is mind blowing

my personal favorite is whenever the dems have a majority a group of conservatives sprout up in the ranks of the party to vote down laws with any degree of progressive policy

everytime I'm reminded it's still not out I get a sad

dont forgot killing a quarter of the population and razing all of the infrastructure.

yeah it's cool but I want one

its not real :(

thanks robot

all i need is a knife tho

i dont like the look of it

when I was around 13 or so I watched a ton of csi. the episode that convinced me that it was complete trash involves the investigation of a fatal hunting accident.

because the victim filed for a hefty life insurance policy recently, the cops are motivated to find the perpetrator.

instead, they discover that the victim actually killed himself to get his wife and unborn child the insurance payout. now, what do the cops do? do they toss the suicide weapon back in the SWAMP, dust off their hands and say "welp it was definitely an accident and this dudes family deserves the payout?"

rofl no this is American TV dumbass. they basically tell the wife LOL good luck being a jobless single mom, we told the insurance company that he suicided so you get nothing.

legit this is super cool. i like how they follow who's in front of them until it gets crowded and patiently find space somewhere else.

I wish I could fail upwards as hard as this loathsome motherfucker has.

ITS A FUCKING GYM CLASS JESUS CHRIST

pretty sure it was reported that everyone who worked on compliance was fired/quit from twitter lol