If you poop would it be the fastest dump of your life?

Isnt the idea to make a high speed rail? Thus making it a hecka sweet way to travel

T-pose

Amazon is not union busting! They are just union busting!

13 dollar jacket for 200

Yeah I like a super Mario Nintendo but I get it

Probably because we elect people to run the country who cant even take care of themselves

I dont want my landlord to die. It's my friends grandma, and the deal is insane. I dont wanna find out who inherits the house.

I just quit my job on Tuesday! The guilt goes away after about 12 hours

Fists were made for punching. Heads were not made to receive punches.

Noooo everyone gets vaccines

My problem is my tax return was 1400 almost exactly. Can't wait for my letter that says "that's good enough".

I'll stand up, salute my neighbors flag as I dont have one, and say "God Bless America"

Two party system. Why wouldn't you want to kill two birds

I'll find a way to fall asleep with a needle in my arm

This is my salami

Nope. I actually have another job lined up. Full time purchasing, 401k, health insurance. Doesn't start for another month because covid reasons. I just dont wanna butt fuck my savings account for a month

I live in a kinda rural area. So yeah.

Honestly yeah with youtube comments

That looks like you cooked it in a mother fuckin cast fuckin iron pan.

I do the same. Its life changing

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