You know, you couldn't make a show like Whose Line today. The audience would be full of millenials and zoomers shouting "poopy" and "cum" for every prompt rips bong

:biden-troll: do not, my friends, become addicted to baby formula

"Everybody Poops" lol I wish they didn't. Shit's fuckin gross lol

Thank you

I'm going to make a comment in the megathread. What should I post?

Family Guy funny moments

Wish it said 中国 instead of using the Latin alphabet

Maximum Stirner

Sources say the accident was caused by an incident at the dynamite aisle causing a Rube Goldberg-esque cascade of anvils a few aisles over culminating in a grand piano that was suspended from a rope falling onto the cheese. They also claim that a bystander was crushed by said piano but they promptly popped out of the center with piano keys where their teeth were

中

Who up playing with they cradle?

Pick a number, any number

Judge: "You've been found guilty of being an accessory to murder"

Me, with a kink for being compared to inanimate objects: "An accessory, you say?"

There's definitely a level of personal satisfaction that comes with making a nice meal for yourself. You can also adjust things to be more in line with your personal taste. The important part is that you don't claim the experience was unnecessary or bad simply because you could theoretically make it yourself. There's a lot of value in seeing how someone else approaches a dish, and there's also the fact that you don't always have to put in the labor to have a quality meal

u/RootVegetable's criteria for judging food:

1. Do you like it?
2. Do you enjoy it?
3. Does it please you?
4. Are you left satisfied?
5. Would you eat it again?

If the answer to these questions is "yes", the meal was worth it

:crush: hello

I'm sorry

Weaponized nostalgia + artificial scarcity + Disney adult brain = this shit

Gonna go drain some Americans of their precious bodily fluids

During the pandemic, White House tour policy should be the same as the minimum covid restrictions in the United States with one caveat: every member of the general public who takes the tour must personally cough on the president