• DirtbagVegan [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Why did Joe Biden sign the infrastructure bill without provisions to strengthen our nation’s dilapidated cheese shelves.

  • The_Champsky [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    This might be a dumb question, but what's the difference between a "good" and a "treat" for this site?

    • I would highly doubt many people on here would label "rice" or "soap" as treats, and even some items unnecessary for survival like tea or hobby stuff I wouldn't necessarily label as treats.
    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 years ago

      I think "treats" is mostly used in reference to industrially-processed foodstuffs that provide little nutritional value or are otherwise seen as somehow sinful or indulgent, but sometimes extends to hobbies that are viewed as intellectually unstimulating and consume resources without producing something new (e.g. something like jetskiis or video games might be seen as treats, but a table saw or a crossword puzzle be)

      so basically if you have protestantism-brain level desire to shame people for consuming it i guess

      • The_Champsky [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Raised Catholic, so to me, EVERYTHING is "treats" subconsciously. :gigachad:

        • crime [she/her, any]
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          3 years ago

          those brainworms run deep, i'm a full 2 generations removed from catholocism and that shit still persisted as a family inheritance :brainworms:

          an alternate definition that's a bit more charitable: "treat" might mean "something the hogs treat as essential or a right that is unarguably not essential"

        • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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          3 years ago

          Honestly all you material reality "leftist" PMC Karens need to realize perceiving matter via your senses is a tasty treat. Sorry you can't have solidarity with us Dark Ocean that is the Void Leftists who's souls drift in the eternal bliss of nothingness.

      • jkfjfhkdfgdfb [she/her]
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        3 years ago

        nah everything's treats if hogs want it and is not treats in other contexts

    • NomadicWarMachine [any]
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      3 years ago

      Life itself is a treat. Hence why I, a true leftist, welcome the fetid embrace of my Grandfather Nurgle, who's sweet gift of entropy will allow me to experience full communism in the warp.

    • WhyEssEff [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      "treats" are when it's funny, "goods" is when it's actually revealed that these things have consequences :very-intelligent:

    • SuperNovaCouchGuy [any]
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      3 years ago

      Treats = luxury commodities produced by the market to keep capitalist subjects docile, tranquilizers essentially, dopamine hits, otherwise we'd get too uppity.

  • RootVegetable [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Sources say the accident was caused by an incident at the dynamite aisle causing a Rube Goldberg-esque cascade of anvils a few aisles over culminating in a grand piano that was suspended from a rope falling onto the cheese. They also claim that a bystander was crushed by said piano but they promptly popped out of the center with piano keys where their teeth were

  • WindowSicko [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    Is used to work for a deli and high moisture mozzarella sells for shit for how long it's shelf life is, especially belgioioso. Parmesan wedges can sit on the shelf for like a year before it finally expires, same with those round blue cheese containers, but they only last like a month or two. Also why did you put the Sabra hummus up so high, that's a money maker.