Oh yeah right, the first president was literally named "George Washington"? That's like saying the first mayor of New York was Bob Newyork, or the guy who discovered America was named Mr. America

Has anyone even met Joe Biden or Donald Trump? They're literally made up people to trick us.

Oh, the class gets to tour Mount Vernon? My mom takes me to Santa's workshop at the mall every goddamn year, I get the drill

My big takeaway from reading Zinn was that everything I was taught in school was mythology.

More real than the Queen of England though

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Cherry trees aren't even real. They grow in the ground like peanuts.