• henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    10 个月前

    Wait until you learn about emotional support trucks:

    • Tires: mud knobs with shiny untouched rims
    • Body: lifted and oversized
    • Headlamps: blinding LEDs at eye level
    • Safety: invisible pedestrians
    • Bed: pristine
    • Economy: gallons to the mile
    • Your ass: ridden

    Topped off with muddy, fart machine sounds coming from their distorted overdriven bass. They spend the whole drive giggling. I'm not sure if it's from the toddler sense of humor at the fart noises or the plausible deniability when running over a cyclist.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]
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      10 个月前

      Topped off with muddy, fart machine sounds coming from their distorted overdriven bass.

      My chuddiest current neighbor has modified a golf cart to carry massive subwoofers and he rolls up and down the street blasting dadrock out with floor-shaking bass while making this actual face the whole time while looking to the side at every house he's puttering by grillman

  • cosecantphi [he/him]
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    10 个月前

    Even worse is driving one of those fuck off expensive luxury cars. Like whenever I see a lambo or some shit on the highway I legitimately feel embarrassed for the driver. The bright coloring and distinctive shape makes them literally look like oversized children's toys. They practically scream to everyone else on the road "hey look at me! look how rich I am!". It's a shame rich people have all the fucking money in the world, they are shit at spending it.

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      10 个月前

      But don't you looney commie understand they are creating jobs for the luxury-cars makers? :so-true:

      • cosecantphi [he/him]
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        10 个月前

        Maybe next time I see one in a parking lot I'll key the shit out of it and smash a window, increase job security for auto shop workers by giving them some business

    • RNAi [he/him]
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      10 个月前

      Imagining an hexbear kicking the pedals instead of pressing them "fucking cars why people even like to drive them"

        • personalthought381@lemm.ee
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          10 个月前

          Unrelated but I keep seeing this here so have to ask- why do you use sweaty instead of ,y'know, sweety? Like did you unironically called him full of sweat or is this a spelling thing that I'm anaware of? I feel like I am going insane.

          • RNAi [he/him]
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            10 个月前

            It's an ironic mispelling referencing the passive-agressive maybe-later-kiddo

      • Facebones@reddthat.com
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        10 个月前

        What a fucking middle school move, hanging out on Hexbear to try and joke on Hexbear users.

        Much edge

        • RNAi [he/him]
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          10 个月前

          And I'm shit at any instrument, but it's important you learn to drive cuz the technicals won't drive themselves emergencies

  • culpritus [any]
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    10 个月前

    The most overbuilt baby strollers in the world.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]
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    10 个月前

    BUT YOU CAN HAVE A BAZINGA YOKE INSTEAD AND SPIN IT AROUND REALLY AWKWARDLY BECAUSE KING BAZINGA THOUGHT IT WOULD LOOK EPIC so-true