• Shinji_Ikari [he/him]
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    9 months ago

    Kneeling down, cutting off a fallen IDF soldier's balls like a dog tag, solemnly shaking your head, then covering up the head of the penis with a small sheet.

  • CarbonScored [any]
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    9 months ago

    As a random twitter user posted, the obsession with sperm extraction suddenly makes sense if you view it through the lens of thinking that racial purity is very important.

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      And it also makes sense that they wouldn't have just frozen sperm before deployment - they believe their enemy is weak and they are invincible. It simply doesn't occur to them that they might die when faced with Palestinian resistance.

      • 420blazeit69 [he/him]
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        9 months ago

        What kind of weirdo doesn't have a quart in the freezer at home?

      • privatized_sun [none/use name]
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        9 months ago

        it also makes sense that they wouldn't have just frozen sperm before deployment

        Judaism has bizarre rules about signing a divorce letter before just in case

      • RonPaulyShore [none/use name]
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        9 months ago

        I think they just want to flex about how technologically advanced and how committed to racial purity they are -- like, in all cases this is totally unnecessary, there are plenty of Jewish men back "home" and if one were particularly worried and wanted a family w ones soldier lover, ones certainly getting a better batch of ones cum figuring this out beforehand.

        Honestly just incredibly, willfully grotesque.

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    9 months ago

    I am now quite certain that the crimes of this guilty land will never be purged away, but with Blood. I had... vainly flattered myself that without very much bloodshed, it might be done.

  • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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    9 months ago

    IDF spokesman David Jerkit: "The IDF confirms it has a Sperm Retrieval Unit and the SRU is not a 'creepy thing' which has been said in the dark parts of the Internet. Israelis - like the people of any democracy - are of course deeply worried and concerned a continuance of their nation. It is not controversial to say Jewish babies are necessary for the furtherance of a Jewish state. If you consider the Holocaust..."

      • InevitableSwing [none/use name]
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        9 months ago

        IDF spokesman David Jerkit: "It does not need clarification but I am going to clarify a sentence I said this morning. Quote 'We must secure the existence of Israeli Jews and a future for the State of Israel.' unquote. The nastier parts of the Internet are claiming what I said is much like the 14 words created by the American white supremacist terrorist David Eden Lane. What I said has nothing at all to do with white supremacism nor America. I was speaking about the continuance of the State of Israel and it is 16 words not 14. In addition - a lesson from the Holocaust is..."

    • usernamesaredifficul [he/him]
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      9 months ago

      SRU is not a 'creepy thing' which has been said in the dark parts of the Internet

      why does everyone call it weird and creepy to wank off a dead man

    • nat_turner_overdrive [he/him]
      hexagon
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      9 months ago

      inglorious basterds but it's about getting jewish seed instead of nazi scalps

      Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred pure Zionist busts. And I want my jizz. And all y'all will git me one hundred Zionist nuts, taken from the balls of one hundred dead Zionists. Or you will die tryin'.

  • Infamousblt [any]
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    9 months ago

    I am extremely strongly against the volcel police because its othering and alienating but in this one instance I am 100% on board. What a grim reality we live in if the IDF even does this to one person volcel-judge volcel-kamala

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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      9 months ago

      Pretty sure when this first got attention a few weeks ago the Israeli hospitals were apparently inundated with requests for sperm retrieval before the bodies had been cold for too long.

    • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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      9 months ago

      Show

      The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

      نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

      volcel-police

  • impiri@lemm.ee
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    9 months ago

    I am crushed that we will never see a Metal Gear Solid 6 with this as a core mechanic