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  • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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    4 years ago

    the top answers were instant promotions to management

    What does this mean?

    • Catherine_Steward [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      "They're such good workers that they'd just work really hard and get promoted out of manual labor immediately."

      • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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        4 years ago

        Oh. Yuck.

        I thought she was saying that the redditors with the top answers were given promotions to management [at Kohls?], because I read too literally. Or because I'm higher than I realize.

        • keepcarrot [she/her]
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          4 years ago

          It was surreal. It kinda felt more like describing supernatural beings than actual people, as though Jeff Bezos has enough capacity for manual labour and bootlicking ability to become a shareholder. Like, what if Zeus a casual at McDonald's?

          • TankieTanuki [he/him]
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            4 years ago

            Those on top with the power to shape their own image have always portrayed themselves as superior and deserving. The pharaohs literally claimed to be gods. Why else would they get such elaborate tombs built in their honor?

            • sam5673 [none/use name]
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              4 years ago

              Oh the Egyptian afterlife was a gated community where if you were poor you just went straight to hell

    • keepcarrot [she/her]
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      4 years ago

      Oh, the scenario was about fast food work. It was a surreal thread to read.