Attention all American taxpayers. Democracy is in great danger and it needs YOUR help to wipe out all the anti-democratic forces of the Taliban. To do this, the Mujahideen need a couple FGM-148 Javelin anti-tank missile launchers and some M4A1 NATO-issued assault rifles. To help them all we need is an endowment, a couple of budget adjustments, and your taxes to be covered as promptly as possible, but you gotta be quick or the Taliban just might win this one.
There was an old empire that armed a cow;
I don't know how it armed a cow!
It armed the cow to get rid of the goat,
It armed the goat to get rid of the dog,
It armed the dog to get rid of the cat,
It armed the cat to get rid of the bird,
It armed the bird to get rid of the spider,
It armed the spider to get rid of the fly,
I don't know why it armed a fly, perhaps it'll die!
Am*ricans, after US forces pull out from Afghanistan in 2081: NOOO WE DIDNT LOSE THE 24th WAR OF AFGHANISTAN :wojak-nooo:
I love how the idea of just leaving the country alone never crosses their mind
For a second I thought it was https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_Shah_Massoud and got confused
