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"I was alive when it happened. I was in 8th grade. My dad was in the initial invasion of Afghanistan. I joined the Army 5 years later, and deployed to Afghanistan twice. I was in country when the SEALs killed bin laden. 9/11 shaped a large portion of my life. I lost a lot friends in the war that followed. And I still wonder…. “What would the wizarding world do? How did they react? Did some of the American witches and wizards join the military? Or did they just say ‘those are muggle problems.’?” You don’t get to control how other people process things, or what they think about things, or what they find funny. You’re sounding real Umbridge.
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I dont think I've ever seen a comment with that in it that doesnt end up with a ridiculous amount of upvotes. Got to be one of the most annoying regular things on reddit.
Lmfao if there's ever time travel first thing I'm doing is showing him this post to see his reaction
"What's Harry Potter why are you showing me this I have actually important things to do"
"This will be Great Britain's greatest export in 70 years."
"You mean... The world revolution still hasn't happened by then?"
“This will be Great Britain’s greatest export in 70 years"
I think that's still weapons
Let us never forget the deep vagina wound those planes created, and how immasculated the country felt.
I am once again asking people to uphold Marxist-Dobbyist thought and slit the throats of the slaver mageocracy as they sleep.
An extremely cringe and shitposty Harry Potter extended universe movie about how 911 was actually caused by a dark wizard coming in 2022 plz
Wizards don't even take a history course that covers the non-magical society and their newspapers exclusively cover "wizard shit going on in only this country", so I expect most of them didn't even know about it for a few years after.
It's almost a "The City and the City" type situation anyway, they don't seem to notice any muggle affairs
They actually do, its called History of Magic
I'll accept my purge notice from the party for knowing this
No he was dead by then.
Ron Weasley did 9/11 because that fucker is so insecure he thought he could fly four planes at once to impress his family, who correctly do not and never did respect him. He died in all four planes.
- The entire Slytherin team got Nimbus 2001s in the second (two) book
- 9/11 happened in 2001
- Two (!) Towers got destroyed
Coincidence?
The Connection: How al Qaeda's Collaboration with Cedric Diggory Has Endangered Hoggwarts
It can't be so. All wizards are English and have a posh accent. This can be proven by the part where Hermione is lecturing her friends about how "it's levioh-sah not leviosah". What she is really getting at, is that if you have an accent, or English isn't your first language, the spells will not work.
My wife used to be really into harry potter and I asked what the lore about pronunciation of spells was. I don't think there is any outside of Hermione being a pedant.
remember that post about Europeans trying to create more diversity by just calling things different arbitrarily?
the irish kid constantly explodes because his accent screws with wizard voice commands
No don't you have just opened the gate to add racist portrayals of Arab sorcerers to harry potter
Wizard Hitler who apparently wanted to prevent WWII and the Holocaust (???)
Thank you JK Rowling
broke: the planes were a hologram
bespoke: the planes were a patronus
