Skateboard Megaramping, Orangutan Taunting, Fire Walking, Auto Erotic Asphyxiating, Tax Dodging, Dog Fighting, Carbon Monoxide Breathing, Death Racing, Playing With Lawndarts, Podracing....

    • camarade [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      what if they were shipped off to call of duty and died

      what if they became grand theft autos and then went to jail

    • Jeff_Benzos [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      you say it's unsafe not to play video games, and yet you use the video game Spelunky as an example :very-intelligent:

  • Tommasi [she/her, pup/pup's]
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    3 years ago

    :gamer-gulag:

    women look down on me for playing video games, it's absolutely not something i just made up to be a victim

    • BreadpilledChadwife [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Me: women hate vidya

      Also me: anyone who plays vidya and says they’re a woman is lying

      Also also me: :le-pol-face:

  • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I mean you can play videogames and still do "dangerous stuff". I used to play games and do rock/mountain climbing and urban exploring before I got ill. Like one doesn't exclude the other. We aren't characters from a 90s high school drama, we can have multiple interests at once lol.

    • aaaaaaadjsf [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      Sounds cool as fuck tbh.

      You can also get some crazy modded e-bikes/petrol bikes, I've seen some dude on the highway with one lol.

  • joaomarrom [he/him, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    airplane dodging, competitive lightbulb eating, finger cutting, dumbbell dropping, nazi regalia wearing, window licking, podcasting, tungsten cube collecting

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      Also telling he can't imagine couples wanting to go out together and can't imagine that people go clubbing for other reasons than being horny and wanting to get wasted.

      • Nagarjuna [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        As someone desperately overwhelmed by clubs, I also cannot imagine going there for anything other than horny and wasted

        • AcidSmiley [she/her]
          ·
          3 years ago

          I'm sorry, i didn't mean that as a jab at people who don't feel comfortable in crowds or anything like that.

  • Abraxiel
    ·
    3 years ago

    They'd like you to do the fucking dishes, and talk to them once in a while, Gary.

  • camarade [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    ladies count yourselves lucky that your bf isn't cool or interesting

  • BreadpilledChadwife [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Women: simultaneously should be more attracted to people with antisocial hobbies and more likely to hook up with a guy whose hobbies are social

    Could an entire gender be full of people who have different life experiences? No, it’s my ex girlfriend who is wrong

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Ngl the dude who does all that stuff is way more interesting than the dude who plays vibeo games