FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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Uncritical support to Hawaiian monk seals in their heroic struggle to snort eels against the wishes of science dweebs.
Seals snorting eels, Orcas wearing dead seals, the ocean is going cray-cray.
The ocean is a place of profound, bizarre horrors and I am glad our ancestors said "Fuck this shit I'm living on land where things make sense.
I sent this to my partner and they immediately looked up the article and started reading it to me. The article is fuckin hilarious
When they told me they wanted to snort lines, I didn't think they meant like this
monk seal teenagers aren’t all that different from their human counterparts. Monk seals “seem naturally attracted to getting into troublesome situations”
I'll fuckin' do it again.
Umm stop putting eels in your nose it's bad actshually
