FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
THOSE WHO DIE ARE JUSTIFIED FOR SNORTING AN EEL THEY'RE THE CHOSEN SEAL
Uncritical support to Hawaiian monk seals in their heroic struggle to snort eels against the wishes of science dweebs.
Seals snorting eels, Orcas wearing dead seals, the ocean is going cray-cray.
The ocean is a place of profound, bizarre horrors and I am glad our ancestors said "Fuck this shit I'm living on land where things make sense.
I sent this to my partner and they immediately looked up the article and started reading it to me. The article is fuckin hilarious
When they told me they wanted to snort lines, I didn't think they meant like this
That seal looks like it is exactly where it wants to be in life.
monk seal teenagers aren’t all that different from their human counterparts. Monk seals “seem naturally attracted to getting into troublesome situations”
I'll fuckin' do it again.
Umm stop putting eels in your nose it's bad actshually
