I mean feeding the homeless requires like going outside and interacting with people. I can get into shit fights with weirdos online in my undies while half drunk.
half drunk
can you imagine only being half drunk when doing social media arguments? couldn't be me
if you have less than 6 typos per sentence and your 3 paragraphs make up a coherent argument when read together, you are not drunk enough
Or just read theory for an evening if going out is too much, damn.
This place only exists so people can go buy burgers and bring them to Kim Jong Un to increase their social credit. Anyone caught even smelling the burger through the wrapper is put to death.
:kim-jong-il: when his father passed away un renovated this hatch to be the burger hatch he receives them from
In America you get a burger from the window man. In Bad Korea you give burger to window man
i'm always surprised by how long his dad lived since he was famous for being ill
he died a lot they just brought him back with juche necromancy
:McJuche:
Actual socialism is when no borger restaurants
MFs are half tweet away from "socialism is when no iphone"
I mean we’re basically doing the shame shit with our anti-treat discourse. The only think that isn’t a treat is lukewarm water apparently, ice is bourgeois decadence.
No everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world.
The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I always wear a dirty ushanka , do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper.
In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten.
Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. Orthodox Marxism requires that true communists purge opportunists whenever they appear. Opportunism is anyone who disagrees with me, drinks fluoride, or owns a smart phone.
My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home. My fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist.
There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I was inside the T34 when it was shipped to Wisconsin and I am the reason the junkyard is abandoned.
I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism).
My sole source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol.
I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. I invented the bat'leth while debating Gene Rodenberry on the dialectical materialism of Posadism. This was, of course, before I was unjustly fired from the production crew of Star Trek for declaring a protracted people's war against RKO Pictures and setting William Shatner on fire. I continue this liberatory struggle to this day by shipping mail bombs to the Paramount studio lot hidden within packages disguised as edible arrangements addressed to "Gary 'D. B.' Cooper".
During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. I was briefly contained within Fort Detrick, but cured my long covid with smallpox spores after escaping and returning home.
William F Buckley and I wrote hate mail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together.
The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor.
Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls.
When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.
me looking at the bucket with Gonzalo and Deng in it:
:why-shouldnt-i: "why should I shit in this?"
Treat discourse isn’t really even about the treats themselves as much as it’s about people basing their sole function in life and degrees of their liberty around access to and consumption of dumb shit.
That’s what it’s SUPPOSED to be. Motherfuckers get weird about it sometimes. Some dude on here said nobody should have sex till socialism is established.
What horrid revisionism, comrade.
No one should have sex ever :volcel-judge:
I_live_in_an_overturned_T34_copy_pasta.txt
There's a difference between treats made with slave labor and ecocides (and the war machine needed to sustain such flow of treats) versus people eating.
I_live_in_an_old_T34_copy_pasta.txt
I've never read this one and it sounds amazing
No, everything has to be serious at all times and we cannot find any humor in the absurdity of hell world. The last time I smiled was on August 19th, 1991. I wear a dirty ushanka at all times, do not shave, and only take cold sponge baths because hot running water is bourgeoisie decadence. Every day at exactly noon I have the same meal of an expired Maoist MRE I store in a pit covered in old issues of a revolutionary newspaper. I sleep in a bed made of flags from every failed revolution so that they are never forgotten. In the evenings I stare at a picture of vodka by candlelight, but I do not allow myself to drink because there is nothing to celebrate. Every local org has banned me after I attempted to split it by assassinating the leadership. There is no plumbing in my house I shit in a brass bucket with a picture of Gonzalo and Deng french kissing in the bottom of it. My house is actually an overturned T34 in an abandoned junkyard in Wisconsin. I have a single friend in this world and it is a tapeworm named Bordiga that I met after ingesting spoiled borscht on 9/11 in the ruins of building 7 (I blew it up after finding that a nominally leftist NGO inside of it wasn’t sufficiently anti-imperialist, the attacks on the world trade center were a perfect revolutionary moment for me to enact direct praxis against liberalism). My source of income is various MLM schemes in the former soviet bloc that have been running for so long no one remembers who I am, they just keep sending money. I have not paid taxes since McGovern lost the Democratic nomination for president and my faith in electoralism died more brutally than my childhood dog after it got into an entire jar of tylenol. I own 29 fully automatic rusted kalashnikovs and three crates of ammunition entirely incompatible with them or any other firearms I own. My double PHD in marxist economics and 18th century Swiss philosophy (required to understand Engels) sits over the fireplace of my home, my fireplace is a salvaged drum from a 1950s washing machine that was recalled for locking children inside of it. I chose that washing machine model on purpose because I am anti-natalist. During the latest BLM protests I firebombed a Nikes outlet in the middle of a peaceful candlelit vigil. William F Buckley and I wrote hatemail to one another for 47 years until my final letter gave him an aneurysm. The only water I drink is from puddles. George Lucas and I dropped acid together during an MKULTRA southern baptist summer camp and he went on to write the movie Willow about our time together. The best way to test whether an electrical wire is live is to drool on it and shrimp salad is racist. You can make an IED out of potassium and the instructions are online thanks to Timothy McVey, who was actually a committed antifascist communist slandered by the deep state as part of operation condor. Every time a liberal files a restraining order against me, I carve a mark into the wall. I am running out of walls. When Amerika finally collapses I will be ready to lead the revolution. I am very smart and people like being around me.
Only because they're SO OPPRESSED THAT THEY CANT OR SO BRAINWASHED THEY DONT REALIZE THAT THE CLEARLY SHOULD BE DOING THAT!
I was yelled at by a guy who was mad that my work doesn't carry 10lb bags of ice anymore. He nearly burst a blood vessel over a difference of three pounds
Dudes been buying the same bag of ice to fill his yeti cooler for the last 6 years and he's got a van full of 3 little shit heads who just want to play on their phone instead of enjoying fishing like their father used to do when he was their age and you have the gall to be mad at him?
The revolution cant be had without twitter arguments over burgers :marx-joker:
I can scarcely imagine a less materialist complete waste of time lol
I have no idea why this is sectarian, it just looks like a regular burger meal.
DPRK isn't MLM, so they regard it as revisionist (just like all AES are revisionist according to MLM). I think most of them extend DPRK critical support at least
Kinda silly since Maoism is considered to be mlism modified for Chinas conditions, seems an easy leap to understand jucheism as the same thing for the dprk’s pretty unique set of material conditions.
Like cornerstone of Marxism is understanding different material conditions require different answers. Being dogmatically tied to a tendency or a tendancy’s thought in a given era seems contradictory to me. Hell even following maos example can only get you so far bc no one is really in mid 20th century China anymore
Kinda silly since Maoism is considered to be mlism modified for Chinas conditions
You're thinking of Marxism-Leninism-Mao Zedong Though (the ideology of the CPC), where as Maoists follow Marxism-Leninism-Maoism, which was created by the Community Party of Peru - Shining Path. So the silliness makes more sense when you consider that these people are followers of the ideology of a guerilla army that was so brutal and dogmatic it effectively destroyed the left in Peru.
Do you think many internet twitter maoists meaningfully make a distinction? I just assumed most are thinking of the cpc since it’s successful and all. Though I didn’t spend any time looking at any of the accounts in this goofy internet drama
From what I understand, a lot of Maoists have a very negative few of the CPC, since they view the modern party as revisionist at best and consider Deng's reforms as a return to capitalism, so yes they do very much make the distinction between ML-MZT and MLM. That isn't to say that all Maoist think like that though, and I think a lot of the dogmatism seen from Maoists on twitter comes from:
- It's twitter
- A lot of them are teenagers lol
Usually they will just deny the existence/validity of ML-MZT as a concept and call it "Dengism" instead, basically identical to Trots and "Stalinism" vs Marxism-Leninism, and instead claim MZT and MLM as basically the same/one leading directly into the other.
Usually they will just deny the existence/validity of ML-MZT as a concept and call it “Dengism”
Fun take: When someone in the imperial core does this, I believe it's based in racism.
Ahhhh this is why I've never gotten along well with Maoists despite being an ML who likes MZT, didn't realize that they were following a tendency synthesized by baby boilers
i just assumed maoist was the word for mzt lol. wonder how many people self described as maoist i thought were based actually were cringe :ohnoes:
From the MLM perspective, the critique is that Kim Il Sung went into idealist territory with Juche and it sorta broke away from being part of the Marxist-Leninist continuity in the later 20th century. Obviously this is a more difficult critique to verify outside of the theoretical aspects since there isn't great access to data from DPRK
:british-maw: they're shit, they're supposed to be shit, don't like it there's the door
I have no clue what my thoughts are on this. But McJuche is really funny.
Chairman Fred was murdered before Gonzalo ever dreamed of boiling any babies.
Are you seriously going to argue that MLM existed during Fred Hampton's lifetime?
And no, anti-Communism is the other ingredient.
When people say "Maoist" they mean MLM. Always. The only other "Maoism" is Mao Zedong Thought, and none of its adherents are called Maoists. Anyone who knows anything knows all this.
I haven't pivoted at all. I made a clarification. MLMs are Gonzalo worshippers.
Lmao ok talk to people on the street about private property, big brain
Lmao you're so fucking pressed. You're offended on the behalf of no one.
You didn't know who Gonzalo was or what MLM was five minutes ago but you definitely understand Maoism
Seriously, cut it out with this reddit bazinga brain bullshit. You're being a jackass for no reason.
I like how the twitter hive finds one word and just repeats it like they're pathologically scripting for half a year straight. It's "malding" right now.
