public ideology: "we hate redditors, I am literally a communist"

private ideology: "As an animal researcher, I think eco-activists go too far. Actually, making a career out of monkey torture grifting is based"

  • DasKarlBarx [he/him,comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    9.5/10 on the :jesse-wtf: scale.

    An absolute banger of a BMF post and one to add to the all time classics like the bugs and the Mariah Carey dolphin post.

  • Quimby [any, any]
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    3 years ago

    I have absolutely no idea what you're trying to say.

  • Mother [any]
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    3 years ago

    :galaxy-brain: i actually get this one

  • jabrd [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    With each iteration of BMF the posts get a bit shorter and the sheer confusion gets a little dimmer too. I pray that this version is not banned as well lest our site loses the blessings from our prophet and we enter a dark period of listless shitposting in which our most PMC tendencies are not curbed by the constant reminder that we should (or should not, I honestly can't tell) be eating bugs :inshallah:

  • Lundi [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    As an animal researcher, I think eco-activists go too far. Actually, making a career out of monkey torture grifting is based”

    neoliberal is when you study biology, the more neoliberal you are the more monkeys you jerk off.

  • Sen_Jen [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I have to wonder if BMF knows that their posts tend to be incomprehensible, or if they have just never read a single comment on their posts

    • CthulhusIntern [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I think that once, they posted in earnest, and realized everyone had no idea what the fuck they were talking about, so they just kinda ran with that.

    • Utter_Karate [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      I am old and I don't know the acronym, so I googled it. When you say BMF, are you talking about the Black Mafia Family drug trafficking organization, the Bundesministerium für Finanzen in Austria or British Military Fitness in general?

  • honeynut
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    edit-2
    1 year ago

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