I hate retail I hate retail I hate retail
Edit: in response to comments here, what the fick is wrong with your eurethera if it sprays piss everywhere like a goddamn showerhead
Even if a person aims correctly, peeing standing up still sprays tiny amounts of piss mist all over everything.
People should just sit down when they pee. Except at urinals. That would be weird.
source: cleaned rich people's houses for money
Even if a person aims correctly, peeing standing up still sprays tiny amounts of piss mist all over everything.
especially if you have a narrow urethra :Bwaaa:
jetstream gang, can piss into the toilet from the living room.
In my defense I am very tall and the toilet is very far away. I have to account for local air pressure and the rotation of the earth and sometimes the numbers don't add up in time.
Edit: I unironically started sitting down to pee because it's just more hygienic in the long run.
The other day I remember one of the urinals at my job wasn't flushing so we slapped a "out of order: do not use" sign on it before we opened
Guess what happened 10 minutes after we opened. 10 fucking minutes GUESS
At my old job, they taped a trash bag over the out of order urinal, with a sigh on the bag. There was a functional urinal right next to the broken one. Yet some people pissed on the bag, which of course led to piss dripping all over the floor and wall.
pissing and shitting everywhere but the toilet
"I'm a job creator!"
I once had to clean a bathroom so absolutely befouled that I did the old "stick broken cigarettes in your nose" trick.
It works.
Sometimes my pee hole gets sticky and gathers lint from my undies and then when I go to pee it comes out in two streams making a V shape.
V shape isn't even that bad. I've had it like the "fan" spray option on a watering hose. Just have to get close and pray. Idk how to control this damn thing sometimes.
Old people come in a lot and they piss everywhere but the toilet bowl and their piss is yellow as a school bus and crusts onto things like they've never drank water
They also tend to be huge assholes on top of that, so it's not even a thing where I can feel bad for them. Some old piece of shit would be massively misogynistic and then just dump their catheter bag or whatever the fuck all over the paper towel dispenser.
and crusts onto things like they’ve never drank water
They probably haven't. Boomers are weird adult-babies who don't really know how to take care of themselves.
I think all public toilets need to have an automated room flushing and sanitization process built in, like a dish washer, kinda.
Addendum: Who are these people with anuses so wide that they consistently leave a Hershey's Kiss shit print on the back of the toilet seat?
Isn't it great when they get the room wrong too? This says "dressing room" not "pissing room"
Thankfully we dont have a dressing room si I haven't had ti deal with that.
I used a urinal the other day that had a splash guard for your shoes
