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  • cawsby [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    I found that saying I was born on the cusp got me more dates because I appeared compatible with two signs instead of one.

  • HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]
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    3 years ago

    then they come back to you a week later like "i talked to your parents and you're actually adopted and they lied about your birthday"

  • CrimsonDynamo [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    My wife tried to pull that on me last night when we were drinking.

    We don't believe in astrology,but she purposefully read me the wrong thing to see if I would be like "that's so me!"

    I didn't bite.

    • kristina [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      i always insult them and call them bigoted pieces of shit :shrug-outta-hecks:

      amount of times that people have used horoscopes to be transphobic without saying the words are high enough that we basically banned it at our community center

      • MeatfuckerDidNothing [they/them]
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        3 years ago

        Checks out, yeah.

        Birth dates have the mystical power of letting cis people be transphobic, feels almost like the metaphor of giving a fairy your true name or something

        • kristina [she/her]
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          3 years ago

          yep. also apparently me and my bf have separate signs so we're doomed to fail even though i love him more than life itself

          if i was a small minded idiot like them i would have ruined my life by not being with my bf, he's really awesome

  • CptKrkIsClmbngThMntn [any]
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    3 years ago

    I always try to make people guess based on my personality, and they never seem to be able to :thinkin-lenin:

  • RonaldMcReagan [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    "I'm sorry, the construct of time does not apply to me, I have and will always, be." :arm-L::meow-shining::arm-R:

  • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Learning thousands of years of extremely complex non-Western astrology to condescend on the horoscope readers.

  • 20000bannedposters [love/loves]
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    3 years ago

    There's something to it.

    It's just modern humans humans are completely disconnected from that old realm that we used to live with it.

  • Shoegazer [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    So if I have two birthdays, one official government documented birthday and the other is my real birthday in which I was born in, which one should I give to people :trump-anguish: do not ask how

  • BolsheWitch [she/her, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    extremely well adjusted comments section lol

    also, saying you’re the wrong sign is such a virgo thing to do 💁‍♀️