• mr_world [they/them]
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    2 years ago

    I used to buy good Christian capacitors. But now I see that RadioShack only has capacity for satan.

  • Acute_Engles [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    I remember the radioshack in my hometown would have a bunch of RC cars out for kids to play with, presumably to get them to pester their parents to buy one.

    I would go in after school some days and play with them for an hour or so then finish my walk home. One day i accidentally broke the antenna on the controller and the guy yelled at me asking how I was going to pay for it. I just ran away and would avoid the store on my walk home.

    Funny how it has been so, so many years since such a minor, not traumatic event, and i can still conjure some fraction of the gutwrench i felt that day.

    • Sushi_Desires
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      2 years ago

      lmao. Did you ever see some of the Circuit Cities after they went belly-up? Other stores moved into the location and didn't bother to renovate the giant red plug over the entrance, instead they just painted it a different color

  • Sushi_Desires
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    2 years ago

    Shopped at Radio Shack their whole life for what? RS literally never have the stuff I'm looking for when I go in looking for it. There was one near our house where I grew up and they mostly stocked mobile phones and RC cars. Back in ~2014 I went in looking for some electrical components and they didn't stock them. The associate told me to my face that it is impossible to transform AC current into DC current lol

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      2 years ago

      christian god lover / customer sounds like a label in a kelly cartoon

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      the cli-toris is a feminist conspiracy to deny my masculinity and its traditional role of providing for my family. same as child support.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    2 years ago

    Radioshack at its peak: "Yeah, we've got a weird transistor piece that maybe three hobbyists in the entire world need. Its in one of those tiny boxes in a shelf in the back of the store. Also, feel free to buy a shitty electric car that breaks inside ten minutes."

    Radioshack in the aftermath of complete bankruptcy: "Women orgasming is good"

    Christians: "I know why Radioshack went bankrupt"

  • Ideology [she/her]
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    2 years ago
    :volcel-judge:

    How is the bar this low? Making a girl squirt is not hard. It's not like you're unlocking the FORBIDDEN SANCTUM OF DEVILRY.

  • FrogDog [he/him]
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    2 years ago

    This seems like a good time to ask. Squirting is just pee, right?

    • happybadger [he/him]
      hexagon
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      2 years ago

      it's jus' squirp: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovRuqmROac

      edit: My visual recall of this video occupies a similar level of fidelity to watching 9/11 live.

    • Sushi_Desires
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      2 years ago

      There is a gland called the Skene's gland(NSFW) (or periurethral gland) which secretes a fluid that is distinctly different to urine. I am surprised to see that the wiki article states that it is unproven that this gland is the source of the "font," because my college anatomy professor seemed pretty sure and stated it plainly as fact (she was an experienced professor and doctor of medicine). Though the origin is unproven as it were, you can confidently state that the fluid itself it is not identical to urine. It seems that urine may be present in some quantity during 'the event' though.